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Colourblind, yes, but fashion-blind too?

June 11, 2009 · 6 Comments

It’s true, I am colourblind. However, I am not fashion-blind as well. Hence, the sad reality is that, the other morning when Norah woke early and I got her ready for the day while her mommy caught a few extra winks of sleep, I purposefully dressed her like a probably-drunk-retired-elderly-man-residing-in-a-trailer-park-in-Arizona. Or Florida. The shoes were the closest footwear we had to sandals. What do you think?

drunken lout norah

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  • Risa // June 11, 2009 at 10:45 pm | Reply

    She DOES look like a “probably-drunk-retired-elderly-man-residing-in-a-trailer-park-in-Arizona”… especially with the white socks hiked up mid-calf and the charming middle aged spread she’s sporting. Still… I think she can pull it off. Plus she seems to be growing a enviable baby faux-hawk that clearly states “I endulge my father by letting him dress me but don’t be fooled… I’m hardcore yo.” All-in-all I think you should dress he every day.

  • thered1 // June 12, 2009 at 4:38 am | Reply

    You made Arizona proud. You even put the shoes on the wrong feet.

  • Jen // June 12, 2009 at 9:06 am | Reply

    Were you also drunk??? That baby’s shoes are on the wrong feet!! Or, is that also part of the look?

  • Pat // June 12, 2009 at 9:22 am | Reply

    nailed it!

    i’m fairly certain her shoes are on the wrong feet though. what kind of father are you?

  • teachingchris // June 12, 2009 at 10:42 am | Reply

    I’d appreciate you not mocking my daughter for her choice of footwear location. Look at the picture – it’s obvious she was a bit tipsy when she put them on…

  • Wife // June 12, 2009 at 10:52 am | Reply

    It’s obvious I’m never sleeping in again!

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