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Giving Thanks #8 – Cowlicks

November 8, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Norah has more hair every day — and every day her cowlick gets bigger. And cuter. Even after a bath and a brush it stands tall. Cutest thing ever.Norah's Cowlick

And, for good measure, a picture that shows that Norah has a good sense of humor — why else would she make that face when we took the picture?

Crazy Face Norah

And, since we just had a civic election, I’ll include this pic. Look how wise Norah is! She will use this when she runs for class president at pre-school. I’m already working on her campaign slogans, but not much that is relevant to toddlers rhymes with Norah. Plethora? Fedora? Hmmm…

Stoic Norah

 

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Giving Thanks #6

November 3, 2009 · 3 Comments

Norah slept through the night on Saturday night. She didn’t wake at all. This in itself is cause for celebration. But wait, there’s more…

Monday afternoon, when I got home from work, I was holding Norah in the kitchen, watching as Brenda started making supper. I was taking advantage of some stolen cuddle time, kissing her face as she watched her mom. She then turned to me, and said, clear as day, “Dad.” Not “dadadadada” but “Dad.” DAD. What an amazing girl. My heart melted.

The next morning, I changed her diaper, and told her I was going to pick her up. As I took her and started to leave her room, she looked at me and said “up.” Clear as day. Up. Two new words in two days.

“Up,” added to “Dad” from the day before, and “Mom” from last week, brings Norah’s vocabulary up to three words. “Mom” is by far her favourite word – so far she has used it to mean “I want Mom to come feed me” or “Mom, why are you doing this to me?” or “There’s my Mom!” 

How grateful I am that Norah has come into my life!

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Giving Thanks #4

October 21, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Norah’s sleep has been a cause of serious stress since she was born. From weeks 3 to 12, the only place she would sleep at night was on my chest. Any attempt to put her down would result in instant waking, and sustained crying. Luckily, she started to sort things out around the 4 month mark, and has continued to make progress, and then regress, and then make more progress before regressing, then progressing, ever since. As such, I am thankful for every night, like tonight, where I put Norah down in her crib, sleepy but awake, and she rolls on to her side, and goes to sleep without a peep. I savour each night like this, not taking anything for granted, knowing it may all change tomorrow. Thanks for tonight, Norah!

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Giving Thanks #3

October 20, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Today, Norah went in for her 9 month checkup. She is very healthy, and continues to be over the 95th percentile in height and weight. While I am thankful for this, I am also thankful for Tommy Douglas, former Saskatchewan Premier and the father of socialized medicine in Canada. Without Tommy’s wisdom and tenacity, we could find ourselves in the same horrible predicament as the USA. So thanks, Tommy, for allowing us the freedom to take Norah to the doctor whenever we need.

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Blah blah blah

August 31, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Just the other day, all of a sudden, Norah’s verbalizing became more sophisticated. Instead of simple constructions, like a single consanant with a single vowel (goo, eee, ooh, etc) she now rambles on and on. “Blah, blah, blah,” she’ll say, and pause, then continue on, “Blah blah dah dah blah blah.”

The other day we were at a neighbours and a friend was holding Norah, doing his best to make her laugh with silly faces. Norah was unimpressed, turned to face B, said “Blah blah blah blah blah blah” and turned back to look at the silly faces. She did this a few times, each time addressing Brenda, as if to say, “Get a load of this guy. Why are you letting him hold me? Seriously?”

While Norah babbled away nonsensically, I thought of what my Dad would have said if he were there with us: ”Gee, Chris, she sounds just like her Dad!”

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Introducing…the Baby-Bidet!

August 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

While responding to a friend’s request for new-baby stories, I remembered a story I thought I might as well share here, too. (To be perfectly honest, after writing it up for her blog, I though, geeze, that took a while. I should put it on my own blog, too, and get some mileage from it there, as well.)

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When N was around a month old, she stopped pooping regularly. She would eat, and eat and eat and eat and not poop. By the third day of not pooping, she would start to get fussy. By the fourth day, she was inconsolable. Mercifully, by the fifth or sixth day she would squirm and scream and unleash a quantity of poop that would sufficiently fertilize a moderately sized garden. It would easily escape the confines of the feeble diaper, and spread itself over every surface within the vicinity. The good news is that after swabbing the decks, we would have a happy baby again, until about day five as the process repeated.

One of N’s poop vacations ended while Brenda was out at her yoga class. I was left to tackle the mountain of watery dung alone, and was caught off guard. You see, I usually fulfilled the role of first mate, providing wipes, paper towels, gas-masks, and a fresh diaper to the captain. These were uncharted waters for me.

I peeled back the poop-soaked diaper, and immediately jammed it back on her bum, reeling from the shock of the smell. I reluctantly pulled back the diaper again, and stared at the thick layer of mustard-like paste that coated her poop deck.

I removed the diaper and held up N’s legs, suspending her above the poop. I stared at the wipes, sitting just to the left of N’s change table, firmly enclosed in the plastic case that keeps them from drying out. The plastic case just within reach. The plastic case that takes two hands to open.

N was now flailing a bit in response to the bum-freedom she was experiencing, and in danger of squirming back into the poopy mess. Ignoring the wipes, with my free hand I cradled the back of her neck, and carried her poop soaked body to the sink. I used my elbow to turn on the tap, and let the water pressure do the cleaning that I couldn’t. The poop washed down the drain, and she was clean again.

We used the baby-bidet a few times after that, when N’s poop was especially explosive. While I haven’t started marketing the baby-bidet for mass consumption, I do recommend it as a quick cleanup method for especially nasty, sticky poops!

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Father’s Day #1

June 22, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Yesterday was my first Father’s Day as a father. It started with a sweet suprise, as Norah decided to sleep in until 8:30. The extra hour and a half plus of sleep was greatly appreciated by both Mommy and Daddy. After I showered and Norah had some breakfast, as per B’s instructions, I took Norah out to run some errands. Because it was raining, we skipped the stroller, and filled the Vibe with gas, made our way to Canadian Tire for some Borax to kill ants, and to Safeway for some cream to kill the bitterness of black coffee. This took about 45 minutes, and I called B to make sure it was alright that I come home. She said it was.

When I got home I immediately smelled bacon and coffee. Is there a better smell? I was told to stay out of the kitchen, and Norah and I played in the living room while breakfast was put on the table. A few minutes later, B asked if I was going to drink my coffee, and I noticed that there was a steaming cup waiting for me at the table. I tossed in some of the newly purchased cream and sipped as Norah jumped in her jumper. The coffee was strong and delicious.

Once breakfast was on the table, B called me from the living room and we put Norah in her chair while we ate. She watched and gurgled and cooed. I gulped and chewed and licked my lips. B had prepared french toast (my favourite) and bacon (my favourite). Just so that we didn’t totally clog our arteries, she also had berries and yogurt which we both ate first (and quickly) before tucking in to the real meal.

In between bites, B told me to open my gift, and I picked up the card and present on the table. The card was from Norah (I could tell by the developing penmanship – her y was backwards) and the present was a book – “My Love Will Be With You” – I read the book, which was very sweet and has beautiful drawings, teared up a bit, and gave my two lovely ladies a hug and kiss. We finished eating and B said she would clean everything up so Norah and I went back to the living room and I read her some books. (FYI, this means I held a book in front of her that she tried to eat while I recited it from memory while trying to minimize water damage to the book.)

Before taking Norah to the living room, I put the newly-purchased cream in the fridge. B was in the bathroom, and I wanted to put it away so it wouldn’t get too warm. However, when I went to the fridge, I noticed something was out of place on the counter. Instead of seeing (and silently cursing) our white, 12-cup coffee maker that leaks when you brew coffee, I saw a brand-spanking new Keurig Coffee Maker. I have been coveting a new, non-leaking, coffee maker for some time, but every time I brought it up, Brenda would poo-poo the suggestion, arguing that ours is fine, and that we shouldn’t spend the money on a new one. Turns out this was all a clever ruse to prevent me from ruining my present!

However, I now had a problem. B hadn’t seen my inital reaction of shock and joy when I saw the maker — she was out of the room. Not sure what to do, I pretended I didn’t see the maker. An hour later, when I was sweeping the floor and asked B to dump the dustpan so as to not go into the kitchen, she caught me in a ruse of my own. “You saw it!” she said, and I had to admit that I had. I am a terrible faker. She was a bit miffed that she didn’t get to see my reaction, and a bit miffed that I pretended not to see it. I told her that it didn’t matter because it was an awesome surprise, no matter when I was surprised.

Now, though the Keurig is the Mercedes of coffee makers (our old maker was the Dodge Neon of coffee makers) I was concerned that it was wasteful. The premise is that you put in a K-Cup (a small plastic cup with ground coffee beans in it) and hot water (at exactly 192 degrees Fahrenheit) is injected through the cup and into your waiting mug below. The coffee is always hot and always fresh. This saves having your maker on all day, as you work your way through the 10 cups in the pot. However, the plastic waste that comes with using the Keurig cannot be ignored. Though the store B bought the Keurig at will take in the old K-cups and recycle them, it all still seems rather wasteful to me. The cups wouldn’t need to be recycled if they weren’t used! I didn’t bring this up to B, not wanting to take the shine off of the thoughtful gift, but she must have already had the conversation in her head, because she informed me that we were on the waiting list for the My-K-Cup, a reusable filter that lets you brew whatever coffee you want in the Keurig. Score!

The rest of the day was lovely as well, as Norah decided to have two long naps instead of her usual 4 short ones, and we got some time to visit with each other and prepare for our trip to see my mom in Hawaii. We leave Saturday morning for two weeks, and can’t wait. It will be Norah’s first trip out of Saskatchewan and her first trip to Grandma Honey and Papa Mike’s on Big Island. Though we’ve traveled all through Southeast Asia when we lived in Cambodia, we’ve never done it with a 5 month old baby. I’m sure it will be a new adventure — I’ll keep you posted!

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Colourblind, yes, but fashion-blind too?

June 11, 2009 · 6 Comments

It’s true, I am colourblind. However, I am not fashion-blind as well. Hence, the sad reality is that, the other morning when Norah woke early and I got her ready for the day while her mommy caught a few extra winks of sleep, I purposefully dressed her like a probably-drunk-retired-elderly-man-residing-in-a-trailer-park-in-Arizona. Or Florida. The shoes were the closest footwear we had to sandals. What do you think?

drunken lout norah

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Proud Daddy Pics of Norah

June 5, 2009 · Leave a Comment

Here are some pics of Norah at 4 to 4 and a half months of age. Enjoy!

DSC_5703 Can you believe they let me jump in this thing? It can’t be safe! No wonder I love it so much.

DSC_5472What are you doing in my jungle?

DSC_5720The neck is my favourite part of the giraffe. Bony, yes, but tasty nonetheless.

DSC_5483See any resemblance?

DSC_5631I know, pink, right? How stereotypical.

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Feeding Norah…

April 24, 2009 · 1 Comment

I’ve been slacking off on posting about Norah, I know. It is not for a lack of love for the girl! She is amazingly adorable. I’m not sure anyone who doesn’t have kids can understand the love that pours out when you hold your child…

Norah is learning to fall asleep on her own, and has been a very quick study (much like her dad, I assure you.) During the night, when she wakes up hungry after her 4 to 6 hours of sleep, I prepare a bottle of breast milk mixed with formula, and pick her up, cradle her in my arms, feeding her while rocking gently in the rocking chair. I cannot resist bending down and kissing her sweet little head as she feeds. After not doing any of the feeding for the first 3 months, I cherish this time together with her. After she finishes her bottle, I make sure she has burped, and gently put her back down in her crib, one final kiss on the head as I wish her a good night. She goes back to sleep without even crying.

After returning to bed after a feeding much like the one described above, the following exchange took place.

B: You sure do like to kiss that girl, don’t you?

Teaching: Yes. Of course.

B: Do you know how many times you kissed her during that 15 minute feed?

Teaching: (knowing full well the answer…or the approximate answer) I don’t know. 10?

B: 84.

Teaching: Oh.

B: I know you love her, but those kisses stimulate her, and wake her up.

Teaching: Oh yeah, I never thought of that. But can you blame me?

B: Of course not. I kiss her head all day while you’re at work.

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